Monday, February 1, 2010

The Apex of Awesome

If you perform the following exercises often, with staggeringly heavy weight, you may run the risk of turning into a man. Bonus points for any lift completed in a speedo or singlet.

1. Clean & Jerk




2. Snatch




3. Front Squat




4. Back Squat




5. Deadlift



Disclaimer: I am awesome, you may not be. So, consult a doctor (your gynecologist) and a physical trainer, before performing any of these lifts.

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