Shrimp Flavored Cup of Noodles...the Worst Thing Ever

I tried to eat a shrimp flavored cup of noodles on Saturday...right away, I knew it wasn't going to happen.  The dried ingredients smelled like dirty books, and then...wait...could it be?  Yes, those are REAL dehydrated shrimp inside, replete with massive poop veins.  If you like the shrimp flavor, you are the antithesis of awesome.  Eat it with a hood on to hide your face from God.

For a heartier meal, add milk instead of water and then microwave for a quick and easy shrimp bisque.