"Premium" Rental Car...Not Awesome

I was recently subjected to Enterprise Rental Car's version of a "premium" rental car. I give you...the Kia Amanti. 11.5 mpg, slower than a horse drawn cart, front wheel drive and body roll reminiscent of a windy day of sailing. To my great pleasure I was able to navigate the car in heavy rainfall, which led me to develop a driving style that can only be described as controlled hydroplaning.